im luke. alicia is a butt licker. im from canada, i like bread, i play a lot of video games, watch a lot of anime, and cry about both a lot more than i should.


dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

Apr 22nd at 10PM / via: dggeoff / op: dggeoff / reblog / 37,174 notes

effses:

I’m glad I remembered this exists.

Apr 22nd at 3PM / via: padnote / op: effses / reblog / 195 notes
floofykittens:

bukkak

floofykittens:

bukkak

(Source: scolipede)

Apr 20th at 9PM / via: floofykittens / op: scolipede / reblog / 1,772 notes

tramampoline:

tramampoline:

CRUEL WEED’S THESIS (by Dekabricks)

Happy 4:20 on 4/20 everyone

Apr 20th at 4PM / via: khazix / op: tramampoline / tagged: jesus. / reblog / 2,827 notes

juilan:

virusexe:

bomb ass dank ass from up north, purp skurp

Happy 420

Apr 20th at 3PM / via: discolemonaide / op: virusexe / tagged: what the fuck lmao. / reblog / 7,012 notes
  • I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER by I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER

(Source: iguah-daily)

floofykittens:

nerds. nerds everywhere

yeah but the new bed

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floofykittens:

nerds. nerds everywhere

yeah but the new bed

Apr 19th at 11PM / via: floofykittens / op: floofykittens / tagged: stupid gf. / reblog / 12 notes
  • Skrillfeld (Seinfeld remix)
Skrillfeld (Seinfeld remix)

yeffyaboyuice:

rillann:

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(Source: chill-out-deer)

Apr 19th at 11PM / via: rouxbie / op: chill-out-deer / tagged: the greatest hit of all time. jammin. / reblog / 11,834 notes

saahloknir:

i am so proud of you and you

Apr 18th at 10PM / via: padnote / op: saahloknir / reblog / 2,173 notes

effses:

Dark Souls - Nameless Song

Apr 18th at 4PM / via: padnote / op: effses / tagged: jammin. dark souls. / reblog / 31 notes
  • Libera Me From Hell
Libera Me From Hell by Taku Iwasaki

(Source: soyadictoaltrix)

Apr 17th at 11PM / via: toohightostand / op: soyadictoaltrix / tagged: jammin. / reblog / 1,763 notes

(Source: jtotheizzoe)

Apr 17th at 11PM / via: ex-wife / op: jtotheizzoe / reblog / 71,062 notes

Mark my words. This drill will open a hole in the universe. And that hole will become a path for those that follow after us. The dreams of those who have fallen. The hopes of those who will follow. Those two sets of dreams weave together into a double helix, drilling a path towards tomorrow! 

(Source: gurrenlagging)

Apr 17th at 7PM / via: klefable / op: gurrenlagging / reblog / 2,509 notes

nostalgiaultra:

Me: What the fuck is this?

Child: I’m doing my homework dad!

Me: You have all night to do homework why arent you playing videogames?

Child: Dad please I have a deadline-

Me: NOOB! NOOB AND COWARD!

Apr 16th at 11PM / via: floofykittens / op: nostalgiaultra / reblog / 72 notes

I’m Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I’m not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!

(Source: moonlightsdream)

Apr 16th at 12PM / via: basedmanga / op: moonlightsdream / reblog / 530 notes