i am so proud of you and you
Dark Souls - Nameless Song
- Libera Me From Hell
Mark my words. This drill will open a hole in the universe. And that hole will become a path for those that follow after us. The dreams of those who have fallen. The hopes of those who will follow. Those two sets of dreams weave together into a double helix, drilling a path towards tomorrow!
Me: What the fuck is this?
Child: I’m doing my homework dad!
Me: You have all night to do homework why arent you playing videogames?
Child: Dad please I have a deadline-
Me: NOOB! NOOB AND COWARD!
I’m Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I’m not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!
It took me 30 minutes to pose this thing it is so complex and well detailed holy shit
Do the impossible, see the invisible
Whenever there is an oil spill in the world’s oceans, a sea slick is “born”. Countless animals lose their lives to the thick, clinging clutches of oil, dying miserable, wretchedly drawn-out deaths. Sea slicks are born of the lost souls of those animals and the sludge that bound and choked the life from them. As such, sea slicks are always referred to as “they” and “them” rather than “it”, and it’s said that if you chance upon a sea slick near the surface, their soft, melancholy vocalisations carry the haunting remnants of sea birds and the whispers of shoals of fish.
Despite their fearsome appearances, they are very much docile creatures, preferring to near-constantly swim through the depths and the quiet of the sea they were robbed from. Sea slicks are amortal, being unable to die, as they were never truly what we would call “alive” to begin with. Over time, however, sea slicks do disintegrate, usually over the span of several years, losing pieces of semi-sentient oil to the surface waters.
Ambitious wixes track sea slicks to gather these pieces, as they make especially valuable, durable invisibility cloaks capable of protecting wearers from even the deadliest of spells.
I love this! Modern, industrial fantasy creatures. Wow, so cool!
OH MY GOSH
you deserve more than a gun and a broken heart.
HAHA YEAH TAKE THAT YOU NERD ALICIA I TOLD YOU IM FUNNIER THAN YOU ARE SUCK A FART LOSER but also xo anon u alright i guess *slips u my digits*