my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment
i did it. i did it and i hate myself.
I’m glad I remembered this exists.
CRUEL WEED’S THESIS (by Dekabricks)
Happy 4:20 on 4/20 everyone
bomb ass dank ass from up north, purp skurp
- I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
I GIVE YOU A HAMBURGER
nerds. nerds everywhere
yeah but the new bed
- Skrillfeld (Seinfeld remix)
i am so proud of you and you
Dark Souls - Nameless Song
- Libera Me From Hell
Mark my words. This drill will open a hole in the universe. And that hole will become a path for those that follow after us. The dreams of those who have fallen. The hopes of those who will follow. Those two sets of dreams weave together into a double helix, drilling a path towards tomorrow!
Me: What the fuck is this?
Child: I’m doing my homework dad!
Me: You have all night to do homework why arent you playing videogames?
Child: Dad please I have a deadline-
Me: NOOB! NOOB AND COWARD!
I’m Haruhi Suzumiya, from East Junior High. First off, I’m not interested in ordinary people. But, if any of you are aliens, time-travelers, or espers, please come see me. That is all!